Clarification of position - Musings and Memoires of the Minstrel
|Jul. 26th, 2005 07:04 pm Clarification of position13 comments - Leave a comment |
The successful applicant will have:
A bottom (sorry, Ariel the Little Mermaid, try Stremmy)
A residence in/near Cork or suitable transport
check- i have a selection of lurve nests to choose from
A sense of humour comparable to my own (you see Kieran - you're well in here)
A love of making tea and toast
especially the former, check
A non-crappy taste in music
A lack of being a bitch
Included in the application must be:
A recent photo of you (tastefulness optional)
A letter of recommendation from your last employer/fling
An appropriate justification for the ending of your last employment/fling
A mystery present for me (this will not be returnable)
In addition, it may be noted that very close - no, no, very close - relationships with female friends is not a necessity but will be of great benefit.
now...can i have a go?
You pass all the prerequisites so yes.
Don't forget the 4 inclusions listed, they'll have to be in the application envelope / parcel / cargo container.
I wish you the best.
Plassey Minstrel Inc is an equal opportunities fling and does not discriminate on the basis of race, colour, sex, sexual orientation or any of that malarkey. It does, however, disriminate on the grounds of having a bottom or otherwise.
Can I be the mystery present? Obviously I wouldnt tell you beforehand, but...
Yes I think that would be allowed, as long as you don't tell me. It has to be a mystery. Thankfully I have no idea what I'm talking about so you're safe enough.